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OFF TOPIC => Tasca => Tópico iniciado por: Gonçalo em 17 de Janeiro de 2012, 02:15 am
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http://cleverbot.com/ (http://cleverbot.com/)
Desafio-vos a estabelecerem uma conversa com o bot, sendo o bot pessoas reais por isso respeitinho :P
ex de uma conversa
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skiy.
User: And see.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.
User: I need no sympathy.
Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come easy go.
User: Little hi, little low.
Cleverbot: Anyway the wind blow.
User: Doesn't really matter to me.
Cleverbot: Mama.
User: Just killed a man.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Cleverbot: Mama.
User: Didn't mean to make you cry.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, carry on.
Cleverbot: As if nothing really matters.
User: Too late.
Cleverbot: My time has come.
User: Send shivers down my spine.
Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.
User: Goodbye everybody.
Cleverbot: I've got to go!
User: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Cleverbot: Mama, oooh!
User: I don't wanna die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
User: Scaramouche Scaramouche will you do the fandango?
Cleverbot: Send a bolt of lightning, very, very frightening.
User: Galileo!
Cleverbot: Galileo.
User: Galileo, Figaro.
Cleverbot: Magnifico.
User: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
User: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Cleverbot: No we will not let you go.
User: Let him go!
Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go.
User: Oh mama mia, mama mia.
Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go!
User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
Cleverbot: For me.
User: For meeeee!
Cleverbot: Rocks out.
User: So you think you can stall me and spit in my eye?
Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave me to die.
User: Ohh baby! Can't do this to me baby!
Cleverbot: Just gotta get out.
User: Just gotta get right out of here!
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bem, o que eu já me ri com isso
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Cenas maradas do Alem, looooool
Estabeleceram conversa com o Fred??? looooool
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isso nao é alguem a falar contigo, e um computador. ja viste a velocidade com que responde? e se reparares a quantidade de vezes que diz algo sem nexo...
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O que me ri ainda agora com isso!
Aquilo é um computador que vai aprendendo e de facto está muito bem feito e eu para testar fui lixado.
Comecei a falar português!! :laugh:
Primeiro dizia que era portuguesa mas depois lixou tudo e já respondia em Italiano e Espanhol...
Mas está engraçado.
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How old are you?
88 and you?
18 , too.
LOOOOL
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Tudo bem?
No.
Então porque?
Porque tu não sabes falar.
Em relação?
Cool. I wish I had a friend.
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Hello!
Are you clever?
A lot! But I know that you aren't.
Thats right because I am kristen stewart.
LOL. o que eu me ri com isto...
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User: That sucks! You're no smarter than me... I know Portuguese. Don't you know how to speak Portuguese?
Cleverbot: I guess not.
User: Do you want me to teach you?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: LOL. So you're a Dumbass!
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: No it doesn't. You are a Dumb Ass.
Cleverbot: Haha. Very funny.
Muito bom o programa!
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E o meu ainda agora!
Chamou-me de estupido!
E ainda me diz isto:
I think cleverbot is just a chat bot which randomly connects two users, maybe switching them occasionally to keep this secret from being revealed.
:laugh:
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User: Yup. Do you like it up the ass?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Very deep?
Cleverbot: Do you use your teeth?
User: Do you use condom?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I insert it in my penis.
Cleverbot: But I thought robots don't have feelings.
User: What the fuck does that have to do with condoms?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: So, if we are talking about condoms, why do you tell me you thought robots didn't have feelings? Grow up. You're just a mommy boy.
Cleverbot: How does the size have to do with killing a person with cancer?
Edit:
leverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: 'Cleverbot's mom taking hard on the ass'.
Cleverbot: Is Polish like C.
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: It has shapes and patterns.
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Nota: e que tal seguirem o exemplo do Gonçalo e não criar espaço entre cada frase.
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User: Es uma tanga!
Cleverbot: Que dices?
User: TANGA!
Cleverbot: What's tanga?
User: Bullshit!
Cleverbot: No, really, I am.
LOL
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Sorry pelo espaço...Mas fiz copy -»paste
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Assim o farei das próximas vezes :)